OBAMA CAMPAIGN:  Hey, I have a great idea.  Let’s use the expression “lipstick on a pig” in a stump speech.  That will get a laugh!

THE LITTLE VOICE OF REASON:  This might not be such a good idea.  We’re already losing the female vote like mad–this could really be offensive to women and anyone who cares about women’s issues.  This really sounds like a bad idea.

OBAMA:  Let’s do it!

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OBAMA CAMPAIGN:  Hey, let’s make an ad that makes fun of old people!  John McCain is SOOOO old!  (How old is he)?  He’s so old he can’t operate a computer!  That will get a great laugh!

THE LITTLE VOICE OF REASON:  Geez, that lipstick on a pig thing didn’t go over too well.  Should we really be offending older Americans now, and people with disabilities who have trouble working a computer?  This sounds like a really, REALLY bad idea.

OBAMA:  Let’s do it!

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The thing to remember about John McCain and computers is, unlike most of us, he has difficulty making his arms and hands work right.  He’d never allow anyone to call him “handicapped”, but the reality is that years of torture left him physically unable to perform certain tasks the rest of us take for granted.

In his thirties, Barack Obama was stirring up trouble working for the Chicago political machine.  In John McCain’s thirties he was having his arms tied behind him and his full body weight lifted up by his WRISTS.  Barack Obama was registering voters three or four times and adding dead people to the voter rolls.  John McCain was undergoing physical agony in defense of his country.

You suck, Barack Obama.  You suck, and you’re an ass.  Grow up, and go away.  Real Americans DESPISE YOU…and you’re just continuing to prove them Wright…er, right.

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